Here is a new song that I wrote, inspired by a wonderfully cheerful “celebrity” guest pastor who was being marketed on a large sign in front of a church in Muncie.

When i see your face,

it takes me to another place.

And I know that might sound sweet

but its not.

Its not the place that dreams are made of

and its not full of peace.

Its an island in hell

where Satan rings the bell and

theres maggots all over the place.

So you’re a child of God.

You’re gonna lead me to salvation.

Ican tell that you’re chief by those shiny shiny teeth

and your mail order R2-D2 wife.

She’s the robot in your arms.

She’s the robot in your heart.

She does what you tell her to do.

And when she gives you that look

like tiny plastic rook, well you

you know that it was destiny.

You know that it was destiny.